Wait, What?

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blackgeologist:

theuppitynegras:

blackberryshawty:

skylikethat:


Michael Jackson’s writing on an Elvis figurine at Neverland:"If I can only find a white man, with a black man’s sound, I could make a million dollars." - Sam Phillips, Sun Record  (Sam Phillips is responsible for launching Elvis’s career, and would famously tell people at his record label that before discovering Elvis)

Do people get how full of shade this is from Mike about the essential racism involved in Elvis’ career? He wanted to make sure people knew what the most important fact about his career was. I love it. And that’s why Mike never not once ever gave any credit to Elvis.

YAS DRAG HA

that was a read

Then ima marry his daughter to make him even more mad lol

blackgeologist:

theuppitynegras:

blackberryshawty:

skylikethat:

Michael Jackson’s writing on an Elvis figurine at Neverland:

"If I can only find a white man, with a black man’s sound, I could make a million dollars." - Sam Phillips, Sun Record 

(Sam Phillips is responsible for launching Elvis’s career, and would famously tell people at his record label that before discovering Elvis)

Do people get how full of shade this is from Mike about the essential racism involved in Elvis’ career? He wanted to make sure people knew what the most important fact about his career was. I love it. And that’s why Mike never not once ever gave any credit to Elvis.

YAS DRAG HA

that was a read

Then ima marry his daughter to make him even more mad lol

(Source: lacienegasmiled, via thinblackbeauty)

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coochielatte:

femburton:

if you don’t think aaron johnson is finer than all the other white baes y’all hype up on this site you got something seriously wrong with you. he is the ultimate white bae, the alpha

but they don’t hear you though like i would risk becoming medusa and ride the fuck out of aaron johnson in church

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horror movie opening scene

white girl:
i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:
come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:
you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:
lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:
babe what that??
white boy:
i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:
zack!!!
white boy:
ha ha just kidding!
white girl:
asshole!
white boy:
im just playin babe
white girl:
that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:
i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:
zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:
ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:
ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:
BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D<p>season two of AHS</p>